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blames, blames

Paul Tanner

excuse me, they say. I’ve got one of your points cards
and I was wondering if I could change my details?
sure, I say, taking the card off them. what you wanna change?
my title, they say. you’ve got me down as Mrs, but I need it changing to Mx.
ok, I say, scanning the card ...
you do acknowledge non-binary titles here, don’t you?
done.
what?
it’s done, I tell them and give them back their card.
oh, they say. good.
they turn,
walk towards the exit –
the automatic doors open for them –
but then they spin around
and come back:
so why couldn’t I do that when I set up the card?
dunno, I shrug. guess we didn’t have the option then.
oh, wow, they say, taken aback. can’t believe you just admitted it!
admit what? I ask.
that this company only acknowledged antiquated gender labels until recently!
and they look at me, waiting for a response ...
evidently, I say, so did you. if you recall, it was me who signed you up
for a points card, and I distinctly remember you telling me you were “Mrs”.
THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T TELL ME I HAD ANOTHER OPTION!
you need a company to tell you what gender you are? I ask. how very modern left of you.
their shocked face gapes,
they take a deep breath in:
huuuuh ...

and I brace myself for the screaming.

we’ve been open for three minutes and twenty seconds.



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